Translation of the John Roberts hearings for normal folk.

*PCC = Pro choice Congressman

PCC-will you rule on abortion as a right to privacy?

Roberts- I can't tell you how I would rule on a case, you know that, stop showboating.

PCC-Tell me if you think you will support Roe v. Wade??

Roberts-Ginsburg didn't answer these questions and neither will I.

PCC-You're avoiding answering!!

Roberts-duh. Either way I answer people go nuts.

PCC- I demand to know if you support abortion rights!!!!

Roberts- Well, I guess you guys advising pro-choice Ginsburg not to answer these questions in 93 to avoid the abortion controversy is coming back to bite you in the ass, isn't it?

UPDATE: Ted Kennedy's SCOTUS confirmation hearings crib notes. Heh.