Here is what we need...

Jim Geraghty at NRO has this perfect scenerio:

'Man, These Negotiations Could Use a Community Organizer Right About Now.'

If there is not a deal by late this afternoon, and the time to depart for the debate is approaching, McCain should emerge from negotiations, hold a five-minute availability in the Senate Press Gallery to declare:
"You know, there's a lot of disorganization here as we try to build a consensus in the community of the Senate. We really could use a community organizer right about now, but there's never one around when you need one."

That would be delicious.