RIGHTWINGSPARKLE

Caption this had this photo with so many good captions that I couldn't pick just one.

"Spank me, comrade! Spank me like a four-year-old at Kmart!"

"Let's call Jimmy Carter and see if he's up for a three way?"

"Aw, Hugo, you arranged to have a dissident tortured just for me?"

"They say the only different between a straight brutal tyrant and a gay brutal tyrant is a six-pack."