This just in from the Clinton Campaign...

The Clinton campaign has discovered a disturbing past in Obama. It seems 2 little girls from 2nd grade have confirmed that Obama pushed them off the swings during recess in the summer of 1968.

Unlike the bruising and tears, the girl's (now women, of course) mental anguish have not disappeared.

This blow comes hours after the revelation from the Clinton staff that Obama's kindergarten essay was titled: "I want to be President" which obviously proves he has planned this journey to the White House about 2 years before Hillary did:

Asked if Obama has a character problem, she said, "It's beginning to look a lot like that. You know, it really is."

That last quote IS an actual quote and the part about the kindergarten essay is true as well. Sometime you really can't make this stuff up.

Clinton says Obama has a character problem? How can they seriously say things like that with straight faces?

BREAKING! This just in, The Clinton Campaign has also discovered the rough draft of a book Obama wrote in 6th grade called "The Audacity of Junior High."