My "Nothing to Do With Politics" post.

Because, frankly, I am sick of it.

Are you a fat guy? Does you butt crack show when you bend over like a plumber? Well, I have the shirt for you.

Awww...look at this cute wittle itty bitty gun.

Well, thank God the airlines are allowing lipstick. Because if we can't carry our lipstick the terrorists will have won.

If you ever need to fake a serious wound, I have the website for you!

via boing boing

More!

This may give the term "frozen embryo" a whole new meaning.

I must be sexy.

Men, guess what? Size only matters to you.

via Fark