"Tour Rider" strikes again.

Everyone had fun with Dick Cheney's "tour rider." The special requests list when he travels. Well the Smoking Gusn has also brought us John Kerry's tour rider which, as you might expect, a bit more picky than Cheney's. But the interesting item?

"NEVER order tomato based products or sandwiches."

Talk about never biting the hand that feeds you.

via LST