Monday, October 31, 2005

"Geraldo At Large?"

Large ego maybe. New show for Geraldo.

Read all about how America would be if he ruled it. He considers himself "an Oprah Winfrey Republican. You know, by that I mean I admire Oprah's entrepreneurial skill, but I admire her compassion, also. She's a true compassionate conservative. You could also call me a Hillary Clinton Republican. That's my own personal philosophy. It's all about free trade, and capitalism is the engine that drives the world -- but you have to have really deep feeling for people. You need a real safety net, not one that's spoken about in political jargon."

Aren't those things like being a sexy Janet Reno or a brainy Pamela Anderson?

Yeah. Nice try Geraldo.