Teh Top five Stupid Stories for Monday.

“If I was president, this wouldn’t have happened,” said Kerry during a noon stop at Honest John’s bar and grill in Detroit’s Cass Corridor.

Steely Dan ( the band ) writes an open letter to Luke Wilson accusing his brother Owen of stealing the idea for the new movie You Me and Dupree from their song "Cousin Dupree."

Prince Harry dons a Che t-shirt.

Another politician gets taken in by Stephen Colbert.

Nobel peace laureate Betty Williams speculates how she would l ike to kill President George Bush during a speech to hundreds of schoolchildren.