Friday, February 03, 2006

I Love This Blog.

Dedicated to all the blogs I love (and you know who you are)

Lyrics to "I Love This Blog" (sung to lyrics by Toby Keith’s "I Love This Bar.")

I LOVE THIS BLOG

We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got leftys
We got righteous rightys
And the nerds write like the hunks and beauties
they really are

We got corporate boys, we got truckers
Broken hearted fools and suckers
And we got hustlers, we got fighters
Early birds and all-nighters
And the veterans talk about their battle fog

Hmm, hmm,hmm I love this blog

(Chorus)

I love this blog
It’s my kind of place
Just clickin’ on the link
Puts a big smile on my face
It lifts you up more than your dog

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this blog

I’ve seen nasty trolls, we got high-techs
Blue collar boys and rednecks
And we got lovers, lots of lookers
And I’ve even seen moonbats and hookers
we like our politics like fat on a hog

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this blog

Yes I do

I like my truck (I like my truck)
I like my girlfriend (I like my girlfriend)
I like to take her out to dinner
I like a movie now and then

But I love this blog
It’s my kind of place
Just trollin around the links
Puts a big smile on my face
No cover charge, just log on

Hmm, hmm, hmm, I love this blog
Hmm, hmm, hmm, I love this blog

We got divorcess and a big insty man
Running with the lastest news that ran
We got loons and we got those with no sense
Who write too much in the comments

If you read enough you’ll sleep like a log

Reason number 672 why

Hmm, hmm, hmm, I love this blog
blog it on out boys
Old Media’s over
Got to take it to the people

Hmm, hmm, hmm, I love this blog

I just love it