Monday, March 10, 2008

New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer to announce that he is a perv

Ok, well not exactly. But he is.

ALBANY - Gov. Eliot Spitzer has informed his most senior administration officials that he had been involved in a prostitution ring, an administration official said this morning.

By "involved" they mean skanking it up with prostitutes. Just so you know.

Mr. Spitzer, a first term Democrat who pledged to bring ethics reform an end the often seamy ways of Albany, is married with three children.


It doesn't seem to matter how powerful, famous, or rich one is, common sense (and morals) go out the window when it comes to thinking with your *******.

Good grief.

Update: Jill alerted me to what the honorable Spitzer had to cancel this morning because of perv indictments. He was to speak to "family planning" activists:

As payback to his abortion industry supporters, Spitzer had supported “the Reproductive Health & Privacy Protection Act (RHAPP)” under the guise of “codifying Roe v. Wade.” It would:

* Allow non-doctors to perform abortions, including a dentist, a social worker, or a health care practitioner.

* Let girls as young as 12 obtain abortions throughout all 9 months of pregnancy without ever having to tell their parents.

* Force health practitioners or Catholic hospitals to lose their medical licenses if they don’t perform abortions since they would be denying women the “fundamental right” of an abortion.

Well, Mr. Spitzer, sometimes karma payback is hell. You deserve every bit of embarassment and ridicule that you receive. God help your children and wife. You are scum.

Nothing like people who honestly think it's ok for a 13 yr old to get a surgical procedure from a "practitioner" without her parents every knowing about it.

These people make me want to PUKE.