Did you know Friday was National Cleavage Day?

Because heaven knows we don't obsess enough in this country about breasts.

Here are some fun facts!

"In 1943, aviation technology-inspired film director Howard Hughes to invent a cantilevered, steel-boned bra to hold up Jane Russell's bosom.
It was a man called Otto Titzling, however, who claimed to have invented the modern brassiere in 1912.
Ninety years later, technology has come a long way.
The Ultrabra Airotic can apparently inflate a woman's bust size by up to two cup sizes through the use of airbags.
The Playtex Wonderbra, meanwhile, has received a 21st century update, with the addition of the Variable Cleavage and the Pump Action models to the range.
"For maximum cleavage, just pull the strings together on Variable Cleavage to draw your bust together, said a spokesman.
Or for cleavage that will blow your mind, pump up the impact with Pump Action, the revolutionary new air bra that is simply too good to keep hidden.
Even Marks & Spencer has got in on the act, with their "revolutionary new Bioform bra, which is available in the Worcester store.
The Bioform boasts a special `boomerang' component that creates a superb shape with a three dimensional under-cup, guaranteed to give the most flattering line to the bust, said a spokesman.
We sure have come a long way since 16th and 17th Century upper class French women rubbed pigeon droppings and toads eyes into their breasts."

Leave it to the French to think crap works...Heh.

Isn't all that pump up, inflate, and airbag stuff false advertising??? And btw, is it even necessary to advertise???? You never see sugar advertised, do you? Everyone loves sugar.

I mean, think about it.

via Instapundit