RIGHTWINGSPARKLE

1) "Shield your eyes.....do not look directly at James Carville, it's like opening the Ark of the Covenant."

2) It's the truth...bright, shining, beautiful....shield your eyes look away lest we be turned into conservatives."

3)...."But their awkward salutes did not impress the Being of Pure Light and Energy and it incinerated them."

4) "The three anchors had plenty of time to move out of the way of charging Humvee. but their brains were paralyzed with hair spray."

Stolen from The Writ of Common Wisdom. I just couldn't decide which line was funnier.